broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer

(via worthless-bitch)

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via gnarring)

genderfluid-lesbian-rainicorn:

Every musical has that song

that fucking song

WHERE EVERY GODDAMN CHARACTER IS SINGING AT ONCE

BUT A LOT OF THE TIME THEY’RE ALL SINGING SOMETHING DIFFERENT

AND I’M JUST KIND OF LEFT GOING “WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING THROUGH THE COMPOSER’S HEAD WHEN THEY WROTE THIS???”

cifera:

i am all for headcanon but i really think a lot of people don’t understand what the actual meaning of headcanon is.

headcanon is not ‘i don’t like this part of canon. in my opinion it should be different so i’m just going to replace it with what I think it should be’.

headcanon is ‘canon has never specified/is ambiguous about this specific thing, so i’m going to fill in the gap with my own reasonable guesses’.

(via nightvalecitycounsil)

gohomesuperwholockurdrunk:

katielnovak:

coluring:

bigbootytoody:

bingvevo:

bingvevo:

hiseriousimdad:

hiseriousimdad:

lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

Vagina

Vagouta

Dildo

Dildon’t

Condom

Coffdom

Penis

Penisn’t

(Source: lubricates, via stuning)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via greed)